Playtime with Barbie

I think it is unlikely that my sweet, seven-year-old daughter is going to grow up to be a serial killer.  Thus, I assume that Barbie is simply fed up with making sure that her hair is perfect all the time, and she has taken up naked bungee jumping.  In fact, this gives me more hope for my child than if Barbie had to conform to her image all the time.

What a girl.